I knew it was going to be interesting from the moment of FWs first reply. So glad no one let me down. And as I have decided to brush up on my air game and take the 2 day trek from Sydney down to onshore SharkPoint more often- once I save up for petrol at the current $1:89 a litre- I will be sure to offer FW the Big-K compliment and see if I can assist in fixing his roofing issues to pay for the round trip.
Got to say, I was pretty impressed with the standard in the water down there too. Clearly FW wasn't in the water getting barrelled at the time cause he sold his barrel board.